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Superhero movies arenโ€™t cinema
Flats are better than drums (hot wings)
Boneless wings are for babies
Water tastes different depending on the brand, and some of it is straight-up spicy.
Breakfast food hits harder at night than in the morning.
Cats are just roommates who donโ€™t pay rent and insult you with their eyes.
People who bite string cheese are not to be trusted.
Iced coffee > hot coffee.
Using 20 tabs is a lifestyle, not a problem.
The best way to ruin a show is to say โ€œIt gets better after Season 3.โ€
People who set 15 alarms are just optimistic liars.
Cereal is a soup
Watching subbed anime is the only way to watch
A hot dog is a sandwich
Tomato is a fruit
Pepperoni is the best pizza topping
Taco is a sandwich
Wiping from front to back is the only way
Coke is better than pepsi
Chocolate chip is the best cookie
Cereal in bowl before milk
Leftover pizza is better cold
Dogs are better than cats
Travelling back in time is better than forward
There are aliens out there, and they have visited earth before
The world would be better if women were in charge
the ability to never have to sleep but are also unable to sleep ever again is worth it
Parmesan is the best cheese
Crunchy peanut butter is better than smooth
Thin crust pizza is better than thick
Never have bread again is better than never have rice again
Toilet paper over is better than under
Itโ€™s better to be rich with no friends than poor with many friends
Thin spaghetti is the best pasta
A straw has 2 holes, not one
Pancakes are better than waffles
Lightmode is better than darkmode
Showers at night hit better than morning showers.
Folding laundry is optional.
Socks in bed are evil.
The moon landing looks kind of fake.
Chocolate is overrated.
Pickles belong on everything.
Orange juice with pulp is a crime.
Pizza crust is the best part.
TV show intros should never be skipped.
You donโ€™t need to wash your legs โ€” the soap trickles down.
Rewatching the same show is better than starting a new one.
Every friend group has a villain.
Watching TikToks counts as a hobby.
People who text โ€œKโ€ are sociopaths.
Spaghetti tastes better as leftovers.
Burritos > tacos.
Air fryers are just glorified Easy-Bake Ovens.
Disney adults scare you a little.
One pillow is never enough.
โ€œLetโ€™s hang soonโ€ means never.
The best part of a road trip is the snacks.
Birthday cake is often mid.
You donโ€™t trust people who like cold weather.
Biting ice cream is chaotic evil.
Soda from a can > soda from a bottle.
Being too early is just as bad as being late.
Pineapple absolutely belongs on pizza.
Coffee is just bean-flavored anxiety.
Wearing sweatpants every day is self-care, not laziness.
Fast food fries taste way better than homemade fries
Board games are just an excuse to expose your toxic competitiveness.
Vacations are better when you donโ€™t plan every single hour
Camping is terrible
The middle piece of the brownie is trash โ€” corner pieces are elite.

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