| Absolute banger | Ben Stiller kills himself at a Benson Boone concert |
| Iconic (but not perfect) | Emma Stone literally going insane over domain names, Dove girls in sports, Butts and Doechii, Bud Light cheese roll (celebrity wedding edition) |
| Mom/Dad Humor | Farm Fresh potato chips, Backstreet Boys headline the T-Mobile store, Belting the Mr. Rogers song, Telling a group of children that *I* am the champion, Owen Wilson engages in microaggressions so that he can commentate futbol, Getting to the airport the Yellowjackets way, Pegasus = Bald eagle + Stallion, George Clooney eats the rich |
| Who paid for this? | No way Andy Cohen has ever eaten a Nerds gummy cluster, Me staring at my piss like 👀 , Matthew McConaughey stalks and harasses Bradley Cooper, How you like deez Dunkin Donuts, Idgaf about my wife but at least my kids are watching the dog!, Cathryn Hahn receiving greek yogurt passes, Kendall Jenner wastes the family fortune on sports betting, I Shat(ner) myself |
| Snoozefest | The only good song in the second Wicked movie, Zero pizazz Olympic ads, Minions vs Monsters, Crypto karaoke, Tylenol, 22 y/o Tate McRae needs an anti-aging cream, We all die, just don't die in a Toyota |
| Fuck AI | POV: ur my hands, Washed up The Office actor, Claude dunking on AI with ads in the form of an AI ad, "Athletic intelligence" but it's a fucking robot, Pepsi bears having an affair, NFL coach can't make decisions without AI, Robots commit suicide via Svedka at the clerb, Matthew Broderick defeats the purpose of Ferris Bueller's Day Off |
| FDT | 1-877-Trumpy loans 4 kids, Anti-zionism ≠ Antisemitism, The government calling Americans fat while Trump does a McDonalds mukbang |