| Tier | Texts |
|---|---|
| PhD | Veer, Auggie, Ava, Matt, Simon, Talan |
| Masters | Daniel, Matthias, Matthew, Calvin, Iain, Hayden, Soham, Chase |
| Pass | Isaiah, Max, Nick, Owen, Roy, Parker, Henry |
| C's get degrees | Nathaniel, Justyce, Gavin |
| Switch Major | Maddie, Gracie |
| Fail | Caelin |
| Miserably | Chit |
| Charles Maggio | Charles |
