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TierKing

The office party planner

Maggie Towle
Pov, you’re throwing a grand extravaganza. You invite the entire workplace and everyone gets a plus one.
We hangout outside of work
Girl who stays to clean after
Man who spends the whole time fixing things to avoid socializing
Koolaid man
Fun
Fist bump guy
tech guy (awesome)
"I'm only here for the food ;)"
"I'm only here for the food >:/"
Poker grandma
Reformed* arsonist
Horse girl
Hit rate above 50/50
Wife guy
Guy who takes the leftovers
Wants to start the office softball team
Your boss
Your boss's new girlfriend
Coin flip
Hates to be embarrassed, will be mean
Sports betting the whole time
Can proudly rap fast
Philosophy guy
New age evangelical church leader
They add broth to the soup
Joe (alcoholic)
Net work Nelly
Jeff from finance
Freshly divorced
Confused old man
Wants to go home, still stays
Only knows how to talk about sports
Aspiring DJ (bad at it)
Stinker
Astrology girly
Anti astrology white boy
Only ever talks about work
The three co-workers caught up in a toxic love triangle
Couldn't find babysitting (he's 6 and only wants to talk about MrBeast)
Golf stories
Hates his wife
tech guy (awkward)
Needs you to know he is rich
Instagram tourist
Sakuradate.com guy
Prison
Brings his own drink, won't share
Offers beer to the six year old
He's AWESOME (he will be on the news later tho)
Never venmos you for lunch
Your therapist, he's not supposed to be here but somehow ended up here anyway
Always complaining, won't help
Hasan viewer
Wearing AI friend pin
Hell RIP
Holding zone
Hiker guy
Bowling group guys
Cooks the best food
Socially anxious (nice)
Drunk (no one knows who he is)
Girl drawing in corner
Guitar guy
Signed up for too much, is stressed
NPC
Pulled himself up by his bootstraps guy
Brought their dog
"Gas prices are crazy" guy
Super political
Can get along with anyone
TikToker
Constantly brings up crypto
Her boyfriend sucks
"where is the sparkling water"
Always brings something
ALWAYS LATE
Pickleball guy/girl
Friendly neighborhood mormon
Pickup culture guy
Girl who likes to craft
Emotionally unstable girl who wants to be a therapist
Problematic, but his heart is in the right place
Actually...report him to HR
Weed guy
Chuck

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