| Would literally die of a heart attck | The various diseases in G & J The boss of the space station, Whitenoise the M.O.C, Mushashu guardian of hell |
| Hella scary | Shapeshifter killer of time, TAR-VB the mutant mess of a brother in the ski resort |
| Scary but manageable | The MoLd ruiner of love in the dating sim, Evil Sal (a lizard gone wrong), Carbog the soggy mess in frankys basement, Management CEO's the rulers of the Vortex, click clack the overseer, Management the pawns |
| haunted house level scary | The virtual machine terror of southwest city, GUNTO in all his many forms, The vortex Container of life, Bob the evil blob, Cavern Richards the father |
| jump scare scary | JAM MAN the jammer jammery jams jam, Jock the king of bikers |
| could be scary i guess | Rat boy ( ; < ; ), WYATT SLAYER the "not that scary fuck you wyatt" |
