| Best | Hydromel |
| S | That one beer at the lan after a loss, Poppers |
| A | Absolut Vodka, Dirty Shirley |
| B | Sex on the Beach, Malibu Coconut, Iceberg Vodka, Smirnoff Vodka, Sour Beer, Champagne, Smirnoff Ice, Sortilege, Palm Bay |
| C | Bacardi, Sour Puss Red, Vodka Kamouskara w Lemon, Jagermeister, Red Wine, Jack Daniels, Sangria, Smirnoff Fruity Drinks, Smirnoff Raspberry Vodka |
| Shit | Baileys, Rum n Coke, Coors Light, Heineken, Corona, Blonde Beer, Long Island Ice Tea, White WIne, Appleton Rhum, Cognac |
| Only used to get drunk with friends | Tequila, Fireball |
| on my life i am never having it again | Sour Puss Blue, Whiteclaws, Twisted Tea, Honey Jack Daniels, Amber Beer, Gin n Tonic, Gin |
| X | |