| Satan | Brandon's Dad (Specifically On The Phone) |
| Kill Them All | Indians, Slavic Women, Ecommerce/Pyramid Schemers |
| Rude | Greek Women, Slavic Men, Foreign Yellow Asian Men, Uber Drivers, American Whites (Before 11am), Coffee Snobs/Pour Over Fans, Book Club Host |
| Mid (50/50 Split) | Greek Men, Jews, Black Women, American White Women, Italian Men, Church Gathering Members, Teachers, Personal Cup Bringers, Social Media Influencers |
| Kind | Latinx/Hispanic Women, Black Men, Brown/Muslim Men, American White Men, Italian Women, Caribbean Men, Americanized Asian Women, Crypto/Finance Bros, Matcha Enthusiasts , Healthcare Workers, Elderly, Father From The Church |
| Angels | Latinx/Hispanic Men, Caribbean Women, LGBT |
| Kind But Annoying AF | Foreign Yellow Asian Women, Brown/Muslim Women, Kids & Teenagers, Americanized Asian Men, MAGA, Africans, Book Club Members, Police |
