| Tier | Texts |
|---|---|
| S | Offers you some nice food, Coming back with your Aldi Groceries |
| A | Winning a debate against Jacob, Making a nice meal |
| B | Can't use the chopping board (he's eating off it), Using every piece of cooking equipment at once somehow |
| C | Preheating the Oven, Burns all his sausages, Complaining about fridge space, Just walking through (didn't bring his keys), Debating Jacob (why in the kitchen) |
| D | In the midst of stealing your food, Taking milk out the fridge, General food safety |
